HELP! My son, Spazz, and I have been kittynapped and are being held for ransom! There we were, living happily with our human mom when all of a sudden, BAM, we were here with a whole bunch of other captives! Well, I guess it’s not really a criminal enterprise, ‘cause most of the other guys here seem pretty happy (considering it’s not a REAL home), so maybe things will be okay in the end. Right now, we’re both pretty frightened (especially me -– it would be nice if I could stay with Spazz as he’s my “rock”!), but with time, I know it’ll all come right. Mom said I’m independent but lovable and warm up easily, so with time to adjust, I’ll be able to prove that to you!