Here’s the “autobiography” my short-term dad wrote for me: “Hi, I’m Chief. The name might sound tough, but I’m not – I’m totally sweet. I never hiss (even though I’ve been seriously hissed AT!). I lived in San Francisco with my mom, but her boyfriend was allergic to me, so I moved to Green Valley with her parents. They’re nice, but their scary cat and silly dog didn’t like me AT ALL, so I hid in the closet for three months! I don’t need a lot of attention, but it sure would be nice to sit next to someone who loves me! If you let me do that, I’ll give you little kisses on your arm and purr forever!” Oh, and at 10 years of age, I come with Free Vet Care for Life, so what more can I add except, please take me home?