If you want to see the fascinating chronicle of my life, be sure to read the two whole pages my mom left when she relinquished me! She rescued me as a kitten 12 years ago after young kids, dogs, and other cats had traumatized me, and during the first part of my life I was a real “scaredy-cat” who hid everywhere. Well the years went by and after my dad died, it was just mom and me, and I’ve become a real lover who adores being carried, sitting in your lap, and purring love songs to you while you’re on the computer. I’m a typically chatty Siamese gentleman, and recognize lots of phrases (like “treat, treat” and “kiss, kiss”!), so won’t you let me share all I know with you?