OK, I’ve gotta be honest and say I never met a food morsel I didn’t like, so that’s undoubtedly why I’m, uh, “pleasingly plump!” But just like humans, all you need to do is monitor my intake (yes, calories DO count!), and I’ll slim down in no time. My mom moved to Germany and couldn’t take my friend, Stumpy, and me with her, so we’re here hoping we can stay together in new digs (although I guess we’d fare pretty well on our own, too). Mom said although I’m independent and sometimes shy, I’m very “well behaved,” like to sit on the couch and watch TV with her, and then curl up with her in bed. I don’t do well with dogs or “strange” cats, but if it’s just us, life will be totally grand!