Reuben needs a quiet home with a single person, please.
Reuben
Great news! I've been adopted.
Hi… my name is Reuben,
Adopted 10-14-25
At just 14 pounds, I may look like a puff of fluff, but make no mistake—I run a tight ship. I’m a disciplined little fellow who believes the day should begin by 5 a.m. at the latest. No soldier ever overslept on my watch! I’m house-trained, leash-trained, and crate-trained, and I take my duties seriously: maintaining order, alerting you to any suspicious noises, and enforcing routine. Thunderstorms are my only weakness—I prefer to bunker down in a covered crate until the skies clear. I love car rides, tolerate the groomer’s nonsense, and consider myself commander-in-chief of the household. My ideal post? A quiet home with one loyal human, no other pets, and plenty of respect for my rank. Follow protocol, and I’ll be your devoted little shadow—early mornings guaranteed.