Well, OK, they say I’m “somewhat overweight,” but that’s because I’ve been allowed to, uh, “overindulge” in the good things in life! In my heart, I’d like to look like my slender and graceful (almost) namesake, so since I adore chasing laser lights, that exercise (and a little less food!), should help me reach that goal! My mom is now in hospice care, and her family couldn’t take me (or my son, Poco Diablo, and my housemate, Ninja), so I hope a new life is soon to be in my future. I’m a 7-year-old lady who is sure to win you over after just a few minutes in your lap. But that sure isn’t going to happen unless you spend some time with me, so do it now!